Who You Callin' "Serene"?

Now that Prince William and Kate Middleton have announced their Canadian honeymoon itinerary (WHAT? No Niagara Falls??), you're probably getting nervous about how to address them when you run into them in the line-up at Walmart or end up sitting next to them in a booth at the Keg. Since our only goal is to ensure the happiness and peace of mind of our our Constant Readers, Patti Black has unearthed a website which should ease your mind. Maintained by the Department of Canadian Heritage, it tells you not only how to address the various members of the Royal Family, but also how to write to them - and anyone else as well. Some highlights we didn't know:

• An Emperor is to be addressed as "Your Dignified Majesty"
• The Prince of Monaco is "Your Serene Highness"
• When writing to a Cardinal, conclude your letter with "Yours Very Truly". However, when writing to a mere Priest, "Yours Sincerely" is the preferred form. Why Cardinals merit a higher level of truthfulness is not clear. 
• When addressing an employee of  Consilium, Aarluk or Stonecircle, simply refer to them by name, or snap your fingers and shout "Hey, You."