It Crawled Out Of The Microwave

An actual thread from the in-house Consilium discussion website.
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Anyone have an old microwave or know where to get one cheap? Ours has been beeping randomly at us on the third floor, so it's now unplugged and we have to say goodbye.

Jen D, Third Floor
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I have a spare one at home which I'll lend to the 3rd floor cause in the spirit of inter-floor solidarity  :-)
-  Leslie, First Floor
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The Second Floor would like to submit a counter-proposal. Leslie, you donate your microwave to the second floor, and we'll donate OUR current microwave to the third floor. That way Leslie will only have to carry hers up one floor, and we on the second floor won't have to clean ours - the third floor guys will have to do it. All in favour? (Second floor votes yes, unanimously, by the way.) 
- Terry, Second Floor