The Mystery Tat and the Constitution

Last Week's Poll: What Shall We Post?

Last week we invited you, Constant Reader, to choose which jewel from our brimming vault of unpublished gems you most wanted to see published. We offered you five choices. Here's what you wanted to see.

  

6% asked for: The pirated Avatar II Trailer, in glorious 3D blog-o-vision.

8% asked for: Cher's unpublished memoir about her two year secret, stormy relationship with Ron Ryan.

10% asked for: Ariadne and Drucker - A Business Plan in Verse, by Margaret Atwood

33% asked for: The videotape of Donald Trump's job interview when he applied to be Consilium CEO.

And a whopping 44% asked for Jennifer Bradshaw's Secret Tattoo.

Ask, and ye shall receive.

This Week's Poll: Amending the Constitution

This week Ottawa pundits are discussing the real and potential implications of a Conservative majority, including the opportunity it provides the current government to introduce significant constitutional reform in several key areas - Senate restructuring, the inclusion of Quebec, Charter reform, and other important issues.

Wow. Ever boring. Surely we can do better than that.

Tell you what. We're offering you, Constant Readers, a chance to select your own preferred area of Constitutional Reform, and at the end of the week, we'll forward your favourite to the Prime Minister for consideration. Which of the following Constitutional changes would you most like to see?

1) Mandatory participation by at least one Canadian team in every Stanley Cup Final Series?

2) Legislated minimum wintertime temperatures?

3) Mandatory Plain Language Clause for Weird Coffees at Starbucks?

3) Provincial status granted to St. Lucia?

4) Anti-cobra clause?

Is this not a democracy? Damn right. Be heard. Vote now.